Martian Blaster, 22" L x 10" H w/o base
(copy machine cylinder, computer fan grill, flashlight parts, hard drive platters, toggle switch, chrome handles, scrap wood, etc.)
Those blasted Martians could use a good blasting. Always sticking their three noses in our business. Blast them back to the plutonium age I say! The Martian Blaster is just the tool for the job. Well it was...until the Martian Revolt of 6039. We're still kind of smarting from that one.
All ray guns for sale here have been deactivated and the power cells drained in order to avoid any unnecessary and possibly messy explanations to next of kin.