Disclaimer: All ray guns for sale here have been deactivated and the power cells drained
in order to avoid any unnecessary and possibly messy explanations to next of kin.
Angry Hornet, 12" x 9", 2018 (garden hose nozzle, solar lights cases, sink drain pipe, hard drive disks, computer fan grill, cabinet knob, etc.)
The infamous Angry Hornet was the hero ray gun of the day at the battle of Cornish 10 of the the Caponic Federation. Boasting a phase rate of 1,000 cyclitrons per micro-flynns, this weapon of choice for the Cornithians provided the fire power they needed to put down the rebellion and free the planet of tyranny. Unfortunately, the Cornithians had really bad eyesight and the rebellion itself consisted of four fence posts, some kind of alien cacti and an beachcomber looking for loose change. The beachcomber was questioned and later released but the rest were executed for their treasonous crimes against Cornanity.