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Man's best friend has gone nuclear. Atomic Dog sports a miniature reactor that keeps its tail wagging for a half life of around a thousand years. That's a lot of wags. Too bad you won't be around to count them all. Extreme caution should be observed around its nether region. The radioactive gas released will kill you before you even smell it. Yes, its farts are that bad.