(copy machine cylinder, computer fan grill, flashlight parts, hard drive platters, toggle switch, chrome handles, scrap wood, etc.)
Those blasted Martians could use a good blasting. Always sticking their three noses in our business. Blast them back to the plutonium age I say! The Martian Blaster is just the tool for the job. Well it was...until the Martian Revolt of 6039. We're still kind of smarting from that one.
Disclaimer: All ray guns for sale here have been deactivated and the power cells drained
in order to avoid any unnecessary and possibly messy explanations to next of kin.